i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
