Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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