I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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