Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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