Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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