ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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