But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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