So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So much Jack, so little girl.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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