I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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