Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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