ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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