Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Drake has all the answers
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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