Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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