ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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