I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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