i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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