Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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