**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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