Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
wow bdsm is so cute
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
