I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Never joke about your clitoris.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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