we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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