Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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