So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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