At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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