Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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