He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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