You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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