Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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