Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
There r osticjed everywhere
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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