But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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