what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
They took my balls.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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