And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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