People in love make me want to vomit
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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