guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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