I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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