how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
