what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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