I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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