A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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