The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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