found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
