So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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