jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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