Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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