doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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