like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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