Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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