Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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