well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Randomize
