I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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