I feel like abortions should bother me more
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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