That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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