Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My dick has a subreddit
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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