Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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