I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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