This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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